I should have known...

I should have known when he insisted on being born on the bathroom floor that he was going to be trouble!

Here is a list of SOME of Cody's recent exploits.

1. He took the wrapping paper off of three rolls so he could use the cardboard tubes as a gun, telescope, and of course something to beat his little sister with.

2. I left a half a can of peanuts on the counter, with the lid on. When a came back a few minutes later to eat a few more the can was completely empty. I asked Cody who was standing near by "Cody, what happened to the peanuts?" His reply..."Threw them garbage...don't like peanuts!"

3. He put dirt and other debris in the gas tank of the lawn mower.

4. He wrote all over the computer screen and on most of the bottom half of the office door with a pink highlighter pen.

5. He gave our remote control monster truck a bath with the hose on full blast and left the water running and flooded part of our back yard.

6. He peed on my brand new wii fit balance board...this is after we had just gotten our wii returned from having to send it back to the manufacturer to have it fixed after he put a fake gold coin in it...luckily it was still under warranty.

7. He wrote all over himself, his brother and sister with a black marker...luckily it was the dry erase kind and came off pretty easy.

8. He calls me "Bad Mommy!" on a daily basis and told me "I don't like Jo!" (Joelle)

9. And tonight I took the kids to Chick fil a, I had to go get him out of the play room and have him apologize to some older boys that he was kicking, and then later I told him that he couldn't go play, or have a balloon or the free ice cream sundae they were giving away tonight until he ate one piece of chicken...and so he started gagging and fake throwing up and then he kick our table over spilling the lovely flower vase and our drinks everywhere...I got us out of there as quickly as I could with as much dignity as I could muster...as he was screaming "No go home! I want to eat my chicken! One chicken! I want to eat my chicken!" I sent him strait to bed after fighting him into his pajamas. The last thing I said to him tonight was, "I love you Cody, I hope you make better choices tomorrow." and the last thing he said to me was....."I don't like chicken!"

WHAT A PILL!!!

I love you Cody! The first words I ever spoke to you were "Oh, you little stinker! You sweet little baby...what are you trying to do to your mother?" Not a whole lot has change these last two and a half years!!!