It's too quiet...where's Cody?

I left the boys with Tyler the other day so I could run some errands. When I called him on the cell to ask him a question I heard him say to Dane "Hey Dane, it's too quiet...where's Cody?" When I got home I found out that the little poop had gotten into my lipstick and not only painted his entire face and legs, but also most of the counter, and my jewlery box that I got from a friend in Taiwan, as well! Lord, please help me survive this child!